A BENTIME STORY, by Benji

Once upon a time, there was a boy named George W. One day his mother found him standing by a chopped down cherry tree with an axe in his hands.

The mother asked George W, "George W, did you chop down that cherry tree?"

And George W replied, "I cannot tell a lie... IT WAS THOSE DAMN BLOGGERS!"

(Thanks for the giggles, Benji!!)