Tom Delay's booking photo.

Now, you remember 'goody two shoes' in school. You know, the obnoxious teacher's pet who stayed after and erased the boards and fawned on her until she always called on him to go on errands to the principal's office to pick up the attendance roster?

Well, doesn't this picture just remind you of the mile wide phony smile that he gave the teacher after she caught him cheating on a test?