Adventures In Crazyland

You just can't make this stuff up. Really.

• NRCC: “Economy is Robust and Job Creation is Strong”

• Cantor’s Obsession/Lie: Stimulus Will Spend 4x More On ‘Grass’ Than On Small Businesses

• Rep. King Fear-Mongers On Obama’s Plan To Close Gitmo: It Could Give 9/11 Mastermind A ‘Path To Citizenship’

• McConnell: Employee Free Choice Act will ‘fundamentally harm America and Europeanize America.’

• Blagojevich compares his arrest to attack on Pearl Harbor

• Inhofe Declares Victory Over The U.N.-MoveOn-Soros Global Warming Conspiracy: I’ve Prevailed

• Glenn Beck freaks out about the missing Bible at Obama’s do-over swearing in

• Hardball: Kit Bond Defends Torture But Doesn't Want to Call It Torture

• Boehner Complains About Obama's 'Wasteful Spending'

• The Sordid Story of 19 Hypocrite Senators Who Trust Our Money With Bush, But Not Obama

• Watch Out for John Cornyn: He's the New GOP Elephant in the China Shop

• Fox News Fear Imbalance